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Client 9, your prostitute is ready

What an idiot.

Elliot Spitzer has dug his own grave with his penis. Why would you go to the trouble to paint a large target on yourself, when everyone on Wall Street already hated you? This is really an unbelievable story to me - the guy modeled himself as an “Untouchable” and then goes and pays $4000 to be “touched”. Caught using a wiretap of all things - he should know never to talk on the phone about illegal things.

Does this prove that you need to be somewhat deranged to run for public office? That a screw needs to be loose in the head? (Get your mind out of the gutter) I think we should just streamline the whole electoral process and only elect people that are in need of psychological help. This would speed things up a bit.

Or maybe it just shows human frailty. And the need for people in power to randomly hookup with other people that they are not married to. As Chris Rock says, a man is only as faithful as his options. I guess being the governor gets you more options….