Entries Tagged as 'dumb'

Client 9, your prostitute is ready

What an idiot.

Elliot Spitzer has dug his own grave with his penis. Why would you go to the trouble to paint a large target on yourself, when everyone on Wall Street already hated you? This is really an unbelievable story to me - the guy modeled himself as an “Untouchable” and then goes and pays $4000 to be “touched”. Caught using a wiretap of all things - he should know never to talk on the phone about illegal things.

Does this prove that you need to be somewhat deranged to run for public office? That a screw needs to be loose in the head? (Get your mind out of the gutter) I think we should just streamline the whole electoral process and only elect people that are in need of psychological help. This would speed things up a bit.

Or maybe it just shows human frailty. And the need for people in power to randomly hookup with other people that they are not married to. As Chris Rock says, a man is only as faithful as his options. I guess being the governor gets you more options….

Micro-Hoo. This will never work

I have no idea what kind of crack these people are smoking, but this merger/aquisition will never work. Two BIG companies with two BIG cultures and they are going to duct tape them together and magically take on Google. Would you like to buy a bridge while you are at it? Lightly used, vintage construction in the NY area. Reasonable price, OBO….

Bill must have done a little bit more dope in Harvard than he lets on. Does anyone remember TIME/AOL? Or how about almost ANY merger. They don’t work. They work on paper, but companies are not plans on paper. They are humans, with egos, and power trips and defense of turf and posturing at the water cooler and every other stupid thing that we all do. Put two different cultures together and get a pile of crap. No synergies, just wasted money.