You could meet Scarlett Johansson! Briefly!
Here is your chance - I mean opportunity on Ebay to purchase - a dream date with Scarlett Johannson. By dream date I mean, to quote from the auction:
There is no set amount of time but it is estimated to be a brief visit due to Scarlett’s schedule that evening.
WoW! A BRIEFVISIT!!!! Yes! And bids on the auction were only up to $11,850 at the time of this writing. That’s right, only the price of a nice used car. For the amount of tuition at a decent university, you too could have a brief visit with a star. Its like stalking, but for charity. Expensive stalking. Something has to be wrong with a person to spend $12K on a “brief visit”. You can visit me for half price, only $6,000.
If you look like Scarlett, the visit won’t even have to be brief. Don’t tell my wife I said that.
UPDATE - The bidding is now up to $38,000. A fool and his money take a 7 day auction to be parted….