Coincidence? I think not. TMZ is reporting that Joe “Girls Gone Wild” Francis is free and back in the action. No doubt there will be many people celebrating with him, sans top. In related news, one in four teens have an STD. Is there a relationship between “Going Wild” and getting chlamydia? At least be careful with anyone you meet - use a thingie!
What an idiot.
Elliot Spitzer has dug his own grave with his penis. Why would you go to the trouble to paint a large target on yourself, when everyone on Wall Street already hated you? This is really an unbelievable story to me - the guy modeled himself as an “Untouchable” and then goes and pays $4000 to be “touched”. Caught using a wiretap of all things - he should know never to talk on the phone about illegal things.
Does this prove that you need to be somewhat deranged to run for public office? That a screw needs to be loose in the head? (Get your mind out of the gutter) I think we should just streamline the whole electoral process and only elect people that are in need of psychological help. This would speed things up a bit.
Or maybe it just shows human frailty. And the need for people in power to randomly hookup with other people that they are not married to. As Chris Rock says, a man is only as faithful as his options. I guess being the governor gets you more options….
During an election year when there is lots of talk about health care reform, an article in the NY Times states that 1 in 100 adult Americans have 100% free health care, and it is not provided by their employer - they are unemployed. None of the leading political contenders will endorse this plan however - none of them even talk about it.
From the article “Nationwide, the [health care receiving] population grew by 25,000 last year, bringing it to almost 1.6 million. Another 723,000 people are [getting care in] local [facilities]. The number of American adults is about 230 million, meaning that one in every 99.1 adults is [getting free health care].”
The report, from the Pew Center on the States, goes on to state “The cost of medical care is growing by 10 percent annually, the report said, and will accelerate as the ….. population ages. “
In this day and age when employers are taking the beating of ever expanding healthcare bills, why do some people get a free ride? My company pays thousands of dollars every month in premiums for very basic coverage - and the employees pay the other half. Why can’t my people get 100% free healthcare?
Read the article here
Hey I know what to get my woman chick beeyotch partner! My PENIS in a BOX. Wow! Just when you thought that the SNL video featuring Justin Timberlake was too far out there, some company has decided to actually sells Dicks in Boxes. Really
Diaper Chicken is a little game you play between spouses, using a baby as the prop. The game is played by holding the baby until a smell is noticed. The key strategy is to ignore the smell until it is possible to hand the baby to the other player, while simultaneously making a seemingly legitimate excuse for why you must leave the room immediately – or preferably the house. The game is won if you can successfully pass the baby off with a dirty diaper and force the opposing player to change the diaper. Extra points can be earned if the opposing player figures out that you have done this smelly handoff intentionally. No points are earned if a visiting relative is convinced to change the diaper in lieu of the handed off spouse.
Today my wife managed to come into my home office with our baby, pass him off without breaking stride and scamper off to have a shower. She won – it took about 5 seconds for me to realize that the child was foul, and as I followed her path down the hall to give the child back, I realized that she had already made it into the shower. She must have run down the hallway. Evil, evil woman.
I cornered her when she got out of the shower, and the big grin on her face was proof enough to me that the baby’s accident was no accident. For any of you expecting your first child, be aware of this game. It WILL happen to you. If you are already a parent, then you know that it HAS happened to you.
To avoid playing this game, invest in one of these or use these When discussing your loss at playing the game, use these so that the children do not come to understand the incredibly fun game you are playing.
I have always wondered about people’s aesthetic tastes. Now I have more evidence for that wonder - witness the largest collection of ugly Cadillacs the world has ever seen.
I am astounded by the appearance of these things.
Have you ever wanted to do something, but were held back by considering what your mother would think? Apparently these people don’t have mothers…. T-Shirt Hell
