Jamazoo

I ran across this site, which is a truck accessories site that sells nerf bars , grille guards and the like, and it is named after a river that I know well. I decry the lack of imagination, the paucity of thought, the (insert big word that is vaguely insulting) that went into this. Worst of all, the address of the site is nowhere near the river.

Maybe it was chosen for the word ‘truck’ being in it…. At least it didn’t have an oh so modern and hip ‘x" or ‘z’ in it. It could have been Truxzeo or something pathetic like that……

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Coincidence? I think not. TMZ is reporting that Joe “Girls Gone Wild” Francis is free and back in the action. No doubt there will be many people celebrating with him, sans top. In related news, one in four teens have an STD. Is there a relationship between “Going Wild” and getting chlamydia? At least be careful with anyone you meet - use a thingie!

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What an idiot.

Elliot Spitzer has dug his own grave with his penis. Why would you go to the trouble to paint a large target on yourself, when everyone on Wall Street already hated you? This is really an unbelievable story to me - the guy modeled himself as an “Untouchable” and then goes and pays $4000 to be “touched”. Caught using a wiretap of all things - he should know never to talk on the phone about illegal things.

Does this prove that you need to be somewhat deranged to run for public office? That a screw needs to be loose in the head? (Get your mind out of the gutter) I think we should just streamline the whole electoral process and only elect people that are in need of psychological help. This would speed things up a bit.

Or maybe it just shows human frailty. And the need for people in power to randomly hookup with other people that they are not married to. As Chris Rock says, a man is only as faithful as his options. I guess being the governor gets you more options….

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Hey I know what to get my woman chick beeyotch partner! My PENIS in a BOX. Wow! Just when you thought that the SNL video featuring Justin Timberlake was too far out there, some company has decided to actually sells Dicks in Boxes. Really

Dick in the box

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I have no idea what kind of crack these people are smoking, but this merger/aquisition will never work. Two BIG companies with two BIG cultures and they are going to duct tape them together and magically take on Google. Would you like to buy a bridge while you are at it? Lightly used, vintage construction in the NY area. Reasonable price, OBO….

Bill must have done a little bit more dope in Harvard than he lets on. Does anyone remember TIME/AOL? Or how about almost ANY merger. They don’t work. They work on paper, but companies are not plans on paper. They are humans, with egos, and power trips and defense of turf and posturing at the water cooler and every other stupid thing that we all do. Put two different cultures together and get a pile of crap. No synergies, just wasted money.

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