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What an idiot.

Elliot Spitzer has dug his own grave with his penis. Why would you go to the trouble to paint a large target on yourself, when everyone on Wall Street already hated you? This is really an unbelievable story to me - the guy modeled himself as an “Untouchable” and then goes and pays $4000 to be “touched”. Caught using a wiretap of all things - he should know never to talk on the phone about illegal things.

Does this prove that you need to be somewhat deranged to run for public office? That a screw needs to be loose in the head? (Get your mind out of the gutter) I think we should just streamline the whole electoral process and only elect people that are in need of psychological help. This would speed things up a bit.

Or maybe it just shows human frailty. And the need for people in power to randomly hookup with other people that they are not married to. As Chris Rock says, a man is only as faithful as his options. I guess being the governor gets you more options….

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Here is your chance - I mean opportunity on Ebay to purchase - a dream date with Scarlett Johannson. By dream date I mean, to quote from the auction:

There is no set amount of time but it is estimated to be a brief visit due to Scarlett’s schedule that evening.

WoW! A BRIEFVISIT!!!! Yes! And bids on the auction were only up to $11,850 at the time of this writing. That’s right, only the price of a nice used car. For the amount of tuition at a decent university, you too could have a brief visit with a star. Its like stalking, but for charity. Expensive stalking. Something has to be wrong with a person to spend $12K on a “brief visit”. You can visit me for half price, only $6,000.

If you look like Scarlett, the visit won’t even have to be brief. Don’t tell my wife I said that.

UPDATE - The bidding is now up to $38,000. A fool and his money take a 7 day auction to be parted….

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Boyd Coddington died of complications from surgery, on February 27, 2008.

He was a man that brought billet to the mainstream, taught people how to forge documents to register new cars as old (bypassing inspection and emissions regulations) and took credit for Chip Foose’s work. I don’t really like billet that much, and I found his reality TV show annoying.

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In my not very humble opinion is the Britten. It was featured in the “Art of the Motorcycle” exhibit at the Guggenheim, and it represents a bunch of forward thinking ideas for motorcycles that STILL have not been put into wide scale production.

The bikes were recently on display in New Zealand - 6 of them, which is amazing when only a dozen or so were made. Link .

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